PANK

Professional Aunt No Kids.

I am a dedicated PANK.

by DN1984 April 13, 2017

PANK

is a word for Pot. non-alums of Strath Haven High School probably don't know this word in this usage but don't be afraid to use it.

Also used as a verb - to pank - to get high

- pank'd = high etc.

you get the idea

Yo man you get that pank?

Yeah lets go get pank'd

Sheeet man that was sick pank, let's go grab a tub of rita's and house it

FUCK... YES!

by BubbleGumGangster August 29, 2010

PANK

Acronym meaning Professional Aunty, No Kids. Used to describe a childless woman.

Nah Lisa doesn't have kids, she's a PANK.

by Yadnom September 08, 2008

pank pank

A Marlboro smoking, overweight, small tooth hillbilly.

All of that pop and cigarettes are turning you into a pank pank!

by fonzanoon May 05, 2011

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.

by Amy dollar November 21, 2020

Pank

To pank is to wank and poo simultaneously. Much like poopsterbating

/ poopsterbate ... but British.

Why you taking so long in there?

Having a pank. Panking.

by ipankk March 04, 2014

Pank

the act of pleasuring yourself whilst excreting.

I must get home soon, I've been dying for a pank all day.

by disgustinghuman May 02, 2018