On the Cob

Something so corny it's still on the cob.

"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."

"Tell me why this test is on the cob."

by OntheCob November 19, 2012

on the cob

Cool, good looking, overall a fun person to be around.

Fresh

Girl 1: He's hot!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, he's on the cob

by chickpeaprincess September 16, 2017

eating my corn on the cob

A phrase used when somebody is provoking you or insulting you.

Are you eating my corn on the cob?

by Joseph Evans April 10, 2007

cold on the cob

British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.

Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.

by Ironslide July 8, 2010

Unicorn On The Cob

When corn on the cob is eaten with sauce (typically BBQ) that's mixed with crushed up ecstasy tablets, it's known as eating Unicorn On The Cob due to the hallucinations etc that follow, like magic.

"Garry?! Why are you kissing my dog?"
"He ate Unicorn On The Cob..."

by C L G September 6, 2017

Kansas Corn on the Cob

Kansas Corn on the Cob is where you put one finger in her butthole, the other finger in her bellybutton and proceed to eat her out from the side, left to right as if you were enjoying some delicious cobbed corn.

Kansas Corn on the Cob

“Hey Zach, I heard you totally Corn on the

Cobbed her, Kansas style!”

“Yup, one in her pooper, one in the innie and went to town.”

‘Step-bro what are you doing?’

‘Simmer down, I’m just trying to put one finger in your bellybutton another in your poopercooter and eat you out like 4th of July…Kansas Corn-on-the Cob is so hot right now.’

by ZachNow4 April 9, 2022

twat on the cob

someone who is being an utter dick
frowned upon by society

You seen that connor jennett?

Yeh, complete twat on the cob

by hazzaThatsLol December 2, 2009