Northhampton, Massachusetts.
A community renowned as a
home for practitioners of alternative lifestyles and befuddled
liberal pseudo-intellectuals with Ph.D's in disciplines such as Social Welfare Theory,
Feminist Studies, and Marxist Political Economy, most of whom lecture at the many colleges in Amherst, MA.
Aging Hippie:
Fight soulless, profit-mongering international corporations! Fair trade! Living wage! Coca-Cola kills kittens!
Sociology student: Hey, Professor! (Hands
Starbucks cup) Here's your Caramel Macchiatto!
Aging hippie: WHERE'S MY BISCOTTI???