Niles

Hot,pimp,musclar,dead sexy beast. Pimps all da bicthes.

I wish i was a Niles so I could pimp all da girls!!!

by LA!! April 26, 2005

Niles

1. the epitome of creativity: whether it be on the canvas, playing in a band, dancing on a pole, or in bed
2. god-like
3. sexy as hell

Just looking at Niles could make a girl orgasm

by La February 20, 2005

Niles

A working class shopping suburb of Chicago. Niles is home of the replica Leaning Tower of Pisa and the infamous Golf Mill shopping mall. People of low-income often shop in Niles.

Let's go visit the replica Leaning Tower of Pisa in Niles and then let's hang around at Golf Mill later.

by kwamef August 26, 2009

Niles

An extremely intelligent, empathetic man who loves his family and friends.

I want to work for or with Niles.

by Nilesstyling. March 5, 2017

Niles

Top Notch Motherfucker, always putting up with shit, but doesn't mind. Gives a lot of good relationship advice, but honestly doesn't care enough to be in one of their own. They honestly annoy the living shit out of some, but if you meet one in the wild, it is simply a matter of making fun of their name until you befriend them.

"hey man, who's that guy over there?"
"oh that's NIles, he's a great guy unless you make him angry"
"how do i make him angry"

" Don't know, never seen him angry"

by Nireshire May 17, 2018

Niles

A gift from God, sent to the Earth to spread make man feel inadequate.

And on the 8th day, God created Niles, and he saw that it was good.

by Niles DiLux April 16, 2005

Niles

A quiet Midwest party goer that transforms when he/she becomes intoxicated. You are guaranteed a fun time with a Niles around. Best known for the first person to do a titty luge but has countless party tricks that will make anyone laugh.

Did you see Niles last night. His fly was down, he’s ass was out, and he was swinging his arm like he was stirring a giant pot of jambalaya. He is such a riot, bless any women who ends up with him.

by 2250 June 24, 2021