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Netjee

The sweetest, funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s hot AND smart BUT is always ready to throw hands if someone tries to fuck with her. She’s an amazing friend. Everyone should have a Netjee in their life.
Hoe: “Netjee looks like a bitch”.
Good person: “ No, Netjee is a bad bitch”.
by pappardellepanini November 22, 2021
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Social Netjerking

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.
1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!
by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011
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Neteeca

Neteeca is a loving, sassy girl with a big heart. Though she has good motives and always looks for the good in people, she is wild, ambitious and not afraid to stick up for what she believes in. Truth and honesty comes first for her and she won't stop until she is heard. She is a beautiful young girl and has boys falling at her feet, who occasionally makes them feel very intimidated. This girl deserves the world but treat her right, she is one of a kind and once you betray her trust you will never find another girl like her.
Wow. Did you see how wild that girl was last night? she must be a Neteeca!
by tommy 101 August 30, 2018
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Newjee

Are you going to hang out with your Newjee friends tonight?
by TheMcTwo May 18, 2009
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netjerking

When computer networking goes bad. When trying to set up a computer network, you encounter several unexplained problems, troubleshoot by pulling out (jerking) a lot of cables around, you learn a lot about the network, but in the end you're unable to solve the problem in the time alotted. It is very frustrating. It's a low-brow humorous euphemism for an analogous male sexual act. Both are exercises in futility which may be fun and consume energy but produce no practical results.
Netjerking is a lot of fun but as usual accomplishes nothing.

My buddy and I spent all afternoon netjerking in the computer lab.

The client had me running around the building netjerking until my arms were tired before giving up for the day.
by warp9pnt9 November 22, 2009
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netseed

An elaborate and surreptitious form of marketing on the internet. A netseed usually takes the form of a staged amateur video and is later revealed to be a commercial.
"That 'Bride Wigout' video on YouTube is a netseed! The crazy bitch cut her hair, but it's a commercial for Sunsilk hair products!"
by Robbie McNamara December 14, 2008
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netweem

that kid is such a netweem
by netweem January 4, 2018
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