choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 21, 2004

My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 27, 2016

Juggle my chicken

Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 13, 2017

choke my chicken

to jack off or to jack somebody else off.

I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.

by Eight Trak December 27, 2005

Jives my chicken

is to upset, annoy, or interest someone to the point of blogging

The way that girl just tossed out her paper plate after using it for only 15 min really jives my chicken.

by munstache April 10, 2011

Eat my chicken

Fuck off or screw you

Go to hell

I've had enough

Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

by Eatmychicken October 3, 2016

beef on my chicken

another way of sayin "beef on my block" when theres a problem/fight between 2 peeps

"Yo son, ur gurl's a fugly ass biznatch"

"yo nigguh, now there's beef on my chicken"

by Pablo>>11105 May 26, 2006