A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.
Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
by ksalam January 10, 2021
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Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
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Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim
by Shoenightgoodys June 11, 2018
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Nigga 1 did you here about that muslim soundcloud rapper
Nigga 2 yeah he said first i blow up on soundcloud then i blow up de school.
Nigga 2 yeah he said first i blow up on soundcloud then i blow up de school.
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