Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

by ChuckNnancy August 11, 2019

Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

mud turtle

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

mud turtle

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008

mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 9, 2008

mud turtle

when you and your friends sit under a tent and all take poops. Then once the poop is out you throw it at each other. The winner is the person who stays in the tent the longest

lets play mud turtle

by yes June 3, 2003