Michael Boltons

Can also be abbreviated to “Michaels.” Fake tits. From “Bolt Ons,” a slang term for breast implants.

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by SaintMickS March 29, 2019

michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003

Michael Bolton

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?

THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON

by someone took the name I wanted June 9, 2011

michael bolton

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'

Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!

by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005

michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with

Michael bolton was amazing in office space

by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005

michael bolton

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.

Michael Bolton

by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004

Michael Bolton fan

celebrate the guy's entire catalogue

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"

by dildo777 April 4, 2023