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Metrosexual A

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Metrosexual A is a more apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual A men are physically "metro." This includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.

The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.
Guy #1: Is that guy gay?
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.
by Alex Harm October 24, 2007
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Metrosexual

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A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks.
David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual
by orangelc October 16, 2010
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Metrosexual

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Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train
by BeamoFan February 28, 2018
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Metrosexual

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A man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men.
1. He's into man sculpting, and shaving everything but maybe his legs.
2. He goes to a salon instead of a barber.
3. He probably drives a coupe, or a sport hatch, never a truck.
4. He takes time to manicure himself and puts on cologne everyday.
5. He has style and may wear button-up shirts on off-work days, and likes Euro brand clothing thats tight fitting. He's also into wearing male jewelry.
6. His music taste may be classy or hip.
7. He's mainly a light drinker and will drink wine over beer.
8. He's more than likely into multiple arts.
9. He probably doesn't care for Sports, unless it's Volleyball or Tennis.
10. He's most likely into recreational activities.
Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual.
by Shapeshifter89 April 22, 2017
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geo metrosexual

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intrinsic definition of metrosexual, an idiomatic obfuscation of asexual or sexual in any manner about which one is confused or ashamed.
by lexicali slim September 21, 2009
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Any disease, illness or similar affliction that is spread from metrosexual man to metrosexual man by means of excessive grooming, preening, gelling, shaving, clipping, by manicure, pedicure, or any other such styling done under the guise of hygiene.
I just found out why Jes is out of the office today. He caught a metrosexually transmitted disease from his mani-pedi at the shady salon around the corner.
by HobieKopek June 5, 2009
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metrosexual

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When a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay.
My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual.
by a humble sage January 7, 2010
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