merging

When two or more men accidentally find themselves sexually in bed together.

When Caleb was drunk he found himself merging into Roberts bed.

by Welvinthegreat November 16, 2015

Merging Lanes

The act in which two males will simultaneously insert their penis' into a womans vagina.

One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.

Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.

by SmackyMcPimpHand June 25, 2010

Ass merging

When two homies connect their assholes creating super long tunnel between their mouths. This manouver isn't gay tho

Jacob: „Hey, bro, have you ever tried ass merging?“
Felix: „No.“

Jacob: „And do you want to?“
Felix: ...

by ElPapo131 March 13, 2020

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020

Merning

The practice of stealthily avoiding buying your round of beer at the pub.

Waiting until others are so drunk that they don't notice you never bought a round of pints during the evening.

Eoin: "Who's round is it?"
Pete: "I bought two rounds of 7 pints already tonight".
Eoin: "Me too, Steve how many rounds did you buy?"
Steve: "Oh ho, I bought the last round"
Paul: "No you didn't, you ordered it but I payed for it!"
Eoin: "Steve, you've been merning again!"

by TexanJoe July 10, 2010

Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

MERINGFUL

feeling happy and excited for what is coming

I FEEL REALLY MERINGFUL RIGHT NOW

by KELLY BOI January 24, 2019