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Menamine

A chronic, autoimmune-like condition characterised primarily by frizzy hair. The disorder is purported to arise from reduced scalp blood flow attributed to the interaction with a male Homo sapiens. This absence is hypothesised to trigger the release of a mediator, menamine, which diffuses to the hypothalamus and scalp, resulting in hair frizzing. In exaggerated accounts, severe cases are associated with involuntary contraction of the biceps and triceps and significant psychological distress, whereas mild presentations are limited to frizzy hair alone.

Due to high circulating concentrations of menamine, the body is said to enter a whole-body apoptotic response, producing a transient “bolo” appearance. This presentation should not be mistaken for gym-induced hypertrophy but is described as a terminal sign preceding catastrophic systemic failure, purportedly resulting from male exposure in a non-platonic context.
Man: hey wanna go out next week

Woman: stay back! I have menamine *fluffs out curly hair*
by leeja January 29, 2026
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Menamine

A chronic, autoimmune-like condition characterised primarily by frizzy hair. The disorder is purported to arise from reduced scalp blood flow attributed to the interaction with a male Homo sapiens. This absence is hypothesised to trigger the release of a fictitious mediator, menamine, which diffuses to the hypothalamus and scalp, resulting in hair frizzing. In exaggerated accounts, severe cases are associated with involuntary contraction of the biceps and triceps and significant psychological distress, whereas mild presentations are limited to frizzy hair alone.

Due to high circulating concentrations of menamine, the body is said to enter a whole-body apoptotic response, producing a transient “bolo” appearance. This presentation should not be mistaken for gym-induced hypertrophy but is described as a terminal sign preceding catastrophic systemic failure, purportedly resulting from male exposure in a non-platonic context.
Man: wanna go out next week?

Woman: stay back! I have menamine *fluffs out hair*
by leeja January 29, 2026
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melamined

when your food supply has been poisoned by some unknown toxic plastic chemical from a third world country. Experts agree that we should not worry and keep eating because it is healthy for the stock market.
Dude, after eating that taco, I swear that I have been melamined.
by Deborah Liberatore May 24, 2007
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Menominee

It's a fucking nation. In the middle of Wisconsin. Not just a town or two in the area named after us. We been livin here since the beginning of time. Look it up.
We live on the Menominee Reservation. We are one of the few folks who got to stay in our homelands, even if we only got a tiny piece of them left.
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melamine

Stuff found in crappy appartment kitchens all over North America. It's basically an off-white plastic that absorbs crap like cigarette smoke like nuts and turns yellow. Popular in the 80's, god knows why. God knows why most things in the 80's were popular.
If you have melamine, do yourself the favor of either removing it or setting your house on fire.
"Shit man...we're paying 800 bucks a month for THIS melamine crap?"
by Panjandrum September 10, 2005
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Menominee

-Where can I find some Heroine?
-Why, on any beach in Menominee of course
by Ras Barry December 17, 2018
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Menominee

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.
"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."
by Janey Doe May 1, 2008
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