Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Maggie's Farm Day

A day at work that requires you to drive home while listening to the song "Maggie's Farm" at a very high volume. Either the Bob Dylan or Rage Against the Machine version will work, the Rage version is more therapeutic but may result in road rage. This song does provide excellent stress relief after a "Maggie's Farm Day".

Wife: "Hey honey, how was your day?"

Husband: "I had a real Maggie's Farm Day at work. I listened to Maggie's Farm on the way home, cussed at a few drivers, and now I feel fine...let's go have a nice dinner."

Wife: "Sounds great!"

by thenumbersdork April 5, 2009

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

Frequent vocal reminders regarding a task that you need to complete but have not yet

I have to pick up my medicine and oh I gotta put that stuff in Maggie’s eye

by Klauspes May 20, 2021

Maggie's Shoes

vagina

Last night, i pulled out my shoe horn and stretched out maggie's shoes.

I wonder what it's like to go a whole day in maggie's shoes...

by not maggie's shoes September 8, 2009

uss maggie's chee!

A phrase used by middle schoolers in rural elk county to alert people to uss (or tickle) Maddix's (who is nicknamed Maggie) cheese.

Mason: yo uss him

Loaf:uss maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Uss Maggie's Chee!

The term used bye teenagers in rural Elk County Pennsylvania describing to uss or tickle a person named Maggie's, cheese.

Yo bro I see Maggie lacking over there we should go uss Maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021