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MaxLayman

This is a move in Nintendo 64 Mario Kart battle where a player strategically places a row of bananas in such a way that it blocks a pathway or causes utter confusion within the player.
"Who laid that MaxLayman over the bridge between the red and blue block forts?!"
by tootall4yall23 April 24, 2010
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MaxLayman

An impassable arrangment of banana peels in Mario Kart 64.

This strategy is usually done with the banana peel trail, and requires the driver to drive laterally on the track, placing the banana peels at regular intervals.

The MaxLayman is most effective on the top yellow platform in Block Fort, at the border of the bridge.
Alex: Who put the MaxLayman in front of the jump on Wario Stadium?

Max: That was me. Thats for lightninging me on the last lap.
by Roy Ronysef April 25, 2010
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Maxdamantus

Goes by the name Max on SwiftIRC.

Very short. Very. Approximately 5'. A definition of the phrase epic fail in relation to height.
Woah. She's almost as short as Maxdamantus.
by Ziggy-Stardust May 18, 2008
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Malamanteau

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a portmanteau of 'malapropism' and 'portmanteau'.
"That was textuous."
"Haha, now that's a malamanteau."
"A what?"
"Don't tell me you haven't seen xkcd.com/739 yet!"
by TelepathicTwins May 11, 2010
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Malamanteau

Since an xkcd comic showed a Wikipedia article entitled "Malamanteau" people keep on trying to create the article!
by SteveD May 12, 2010
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Malamantoaster

A neoglism for a dysfunctional toaster. Often large, or 'man' sized toasters. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'malady', 'man', and 'toaster', or conversly 'malapropism' and 'portmantoaster'.
Oh man, burnt toast AGAIN. We should throw out that malamantoaster.
by Awesome Welles May 14, 2010
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malamanteau

(pl. malamanteaux)

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a neologism, a malapropism and a portmanteau (of malapropism and portmanteau).
Somebody describes his misunderstanding of what someone was saying by stating, "I misconscrewed it up."
Someone explains his inability to talk while being upset by saying he was "flustrated."
A meaningful malamanteau is "ambiviolent," as in: "Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill was ambiviolent. She didn't know who to kill first."
George W. Bush's inadvertent malamanteau "misunderestimated" has entered common usage.
Someone describes being misinformed as "being miscommunicado", a mixture of miscommunicate and incommunicado.
The discussion in the wikipedia page for 'Malamanteau' is a "Wikibroidery" (Wikibroglio)
by Brazilian Joe May 14, 2010
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