A cracker-like food made in boards out of wheat, flour and water. Traditionally a Jewish food and eaten throughout the year. Jews always eat this at Passover as unleavened bread.
"Do you like Matzos?" Asked Jim,
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"
"Of course, I'm Jewish, they're especially good with jam or chametz!"
by Nerd Alert! May 11, 2017
Matzo (Hebrew: מצה) is a flat unleavened bread used in Jewish Culture. Most popular during the holiday of Passover (Hebrew: פסח/Pesach).
by RabbiMordcha October 26, 2014
Same as being Tea Bagged, but by a Jewish guy. The act of lowering one's balls onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down.
by $uper $teve February 15, 2010
Some common causes of Matzo fever:
* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski
* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski
by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010
\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\
noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.
Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?
I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?
I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018
A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....
by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021
1. Unleavened bread, replaces the 5 forbidden grains during Passover (Wheat, Spelt, Barley, Rye, and Oats/two rowed Barley)
2. A song on JibJab
2. A song on JibJab
by Sir Tiki June 20, 2005