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Grandma's Mud Castle

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!
I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!
by Ga-Law September 4, 2013
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Traveler’s Mud

Diarrhea brought about by one’s experience traveling. Often times traveler’s mud occurs as a result of one’s voyage on a long flight.
My farts have been insane ever since I got back. I think I have a lingering case of traveler’s mud
by Big_chuck August 21, 2019
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The Driller's Mud

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.
Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud
by Booger_1337 December 21, 2008
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Worm’s In Mud

A term to describe anal sex
Anal sex, more like Worm’s In Mud!
by Tacoindaass December 31, 2017
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when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.
Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"
by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009
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Mud Scud

Percy went and launched a Mud Scud at work the dirty bastard
by wrong'un2109 October 13, 2008
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Mud Saddle

When one person craps with such volume and force that it bounces back and ends up on the bottom and top of toilet seat leaving a saddle of shit for the next lucky person.
" Dude I have to crap so bad but Jim Dye just left a mud saddle for me in the bathroom! That guy can really blow some brutal mudd"
by moma lucian March 22, 2005
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