MINLF

Mom Id Not Like To Fuck. This is the total opposite of the popular MILF aka Mom Id Like To Fuck. These types try way to hard to look young and hot after their prime is over. The typical MILF can pull if off without any effort but the MINLF always fails in this department.

You see someone coming down the street you make a hmm sound which then quickly turns into an aww sound,yes you have been MINLF'd. You must give them the 10 foot rule to be on the safe side. They look good from afar but the closer you get the further you want to be.

by The Kozzz May 24, 2009

MINLF

(n.) acronym; "Mom I'd Not Like to Fuck". Originated from the acronym MILF "Mom I'd Like to Fuck".

person 1: dude look at that fat mom in gamestop.
person 2: eww she prolly has a saggy vagina and peperoni nipples... no way i would give her an LJ!
person 1: I know, she's a total MINLF!

by Bluetiger July 10, 2010

Milfaholic

A man obsessed with staring or flirting with hot looking moms that he can’t even stay focused on a task

This dude was staring at this hot mom walking down the street when he rear ended the car in front of him.

The cop said this is the third time this guy had done this so he arrested him for being a milfaholic

by Tatunka December 9, 2018

MILFLAC

Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.

Tony: "OMG, I can't wait until school starts! I'm in Ms Moore's class!"
Paul: "MILFLAC!"

by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011

Milfhouse

A loser’s mom who turns out to be a milf

Jimbo: Did you see Milhouse’s mom? She is an absolute milf!

Nelson: That’s no milf, it’s a Milfhouse

by BougieCat32 September 9, 2023

Super MILF

An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.

It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.

by Sahvanna4U December 17, 2011

MILFITAAFIHM

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

by Frabianc May 15, 2011