Mike Dirnt

A dirty whore

"Mike Dirnt's a dirty whore"

by I_am_actual_garbage May 7, 2019

Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Sexy. Hung.

Proof that there is perfection in this world.

by B.J. February 9, 2005

Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....

"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"

by Brandi The Great May 1, 2005

mike dirnt

One of the best bassist alive, and also the creator of the new Mike Dirnt P-bass, which is the most comfortable, and playable bass ever.

-Billie Joe may write the songs, but no one grimaces like Mike fucking Dirnt!

by tintle January 15, 2005

mike dirnt

a) cutest, most talented guy ever. bassist for the awesome band green day.

mike dirnt is one amazing bass player and no musicians can even compare

by a TRUE green day fan November 22, 2004

Mike Dirnt

Bassist for the California Based punk/rock Group Green Day. He is also the back up singer for Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer and guitarist for the band.

(He's cute too)

Mike Dirnt wrote the lyrics to the song "Ha Ha you're Dead"

by K.ait January 2, 2006

mike dirnt

Awesome, talented bassist from the awesome talented band Green Day! Hurrah! Likes to kicks major ass live onstage with his fellow band members. ROCK ON!!

Hes go da moooves...

"Now you know what catfish noodling is, what would you noodle... and where?":Mike on a GD web msg:

by Sarah H May 13, 2005