MATIP

Someone who is the G.O.A.T (the greatest of all time)

Oh my god he’s a such a Matip

by Gorillainabikini April 27, 2021

joel matip

The greatest footballer to ever live

Joel matip>messi,ronaldo,zidane,pele,r9

by Lfcmo101 July 29, 2024

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.

Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

by sometimesithinkandthenforget January 21, 2022

Mafipulate

The process whereby a substance, a gas, or an hexiotropic solid is introduced to another body for the purpose of passing through it.

The gas was allowed to mafipulate through the water for five minutes

by ear1grey January 26, 2005

Manipal Sessionals

The phase when videos like gangnam style, harlem shake become viral. In exact words, its the period or the time when there's time for everything else but for the sessionals. This generally starts a week before the exams.

Peter : Kitty! Manipal sessionals are on, lets go make a harlem shake video !

by IntenseShizBro February 17, 2013

female manipulator

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)

you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

by momwillyouwashmybackthisonce March 13, 2021

manipulation station

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train

Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

by XplodingKittenz August 4, 2023