Luca Story

When a person tells a long un-interesting story, with no real point or ending, that ends up being funny just because its not, thats a Luca Story.

Guy: One time I was with this girl and her boyfriend dropped a crisp packet...
Guy2: ...Yeah?
Guy: And she made him pick it up!
Guy2: *Silence*
Guy: What?
Guy: That was a total Luca Story!

by Beanstan January 30, 2010

luca salama

a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.

person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line

by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018

luca stan

someone who stans the person luca, is a luca stan.

“oh my god i STAN Luca from the dream merch discord server SO much ! I am such a Luca stan!!”

by zaylolurmom November 10, 2021

Luca Silvano

The classic White {normally african} kid who has had an extreme life change and REALLY LIKES POLO G

Who is that kid over there?
That must be a Luca Silvano because he's always quiet and he likes bumping polo g's new album.

by RealChiraqLegendz April 15, 2021

Luca Spagnolo

He is the best kid you ever met who has a huge abood and the girls like it. Is if the best in the world and he has a huge ass for licking

Look at that Luca SPagnolo

by Theniggeriankids May 6, 2018

Luca Santus

A very handsome young german man that fakes being italian. Born with a buttoned up and perfectly ironed shirt the man encapsulates the true essence of what it means to be a fashionista. He definetly critizes other people presentations a lot. very pedantic

woman 1: wow, that man is very handsome!

woman 2: What do you expect? He is Luca Santus

woman 1: sorry I will kill myself now

by stedestructor March 7, 2022

Luca-Sweety

Doesnt know english thats why his name is sweety and not sweaty. He isnt a nigger but still says the n word. He is also a racist fake italian guy who is deppad and plays fortnite only up because he is poor and cant buy the real game. His dick is about 20 feet inward and mona likes to take the whole 20 feet in her stomach that fake arabian girl.

Luca-Sweety likes dick

by TheTerminator3000 July 12, 2023