lithuanian smoothie 

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

lithuanian smoothie by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Lithuanian Smoothie 

An excessive amount of thick white cum. Usually of the human kind.

I gave my teacher a Lithuanian smoothie for the end of year special.

Lithuanian Smoothie by that dude09lol May 25, 2019

Lithuanian slice and spice 

The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.

Tiffany was very reluctant to give me a BJ last night so I gave her a Lithuanian slice and spice.

Lithuanian slice and spice by BigMo December 6, 2014

Lithuanian Swordfight 

The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.

I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.

Lithuanian Swordfight by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008

Lithuanian Sandpaper 

To engage in sexual intercourse with the armpit of another who has shaved within one to two days prior. The resulting short hairs resemble sandpaper.

She gave me a Lithuanian Sandpaper last night, awesome.

Lithuanian Sandpaper by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011

Lithuanian Steam Blanket 

An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.

I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.

Lithuanian Steam Blanket by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011

Lithuanian Skyscraper 

The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.

"I can see my house thanks to this Lithuanian Skyscraper!"
"*Muffled noises*"

Lithuanian Skyscraper by Nut_meme May 5, 2018