by nurrrrr May 24, 2019
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Get the Lithuanian Smoothie mug.The action of spreading a persons gluteus maximus, placing a Manila envelope on their anus, quickly moving it back and fourth leaving them with many paper cuts. After the slicing, proceed to dabble hot sauce or hand sanitizer (or both) atop the torn anus.
by BigMo December 6, 2014
Get the Lithuanian slice and spice mug.The sexual activity between a man another person in which the man tries to insert his penis into a selected body part but he/she swats at his penis with his/her hand to try to prevent it. This happens several times, resulting in a swordfight-like exchange.
I wanted to fuck her in the ass, but she resisted so I had a Lithuanian Swordfight with her until she gave up.
by Arjan Brussee November 5, 2008
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by JoeBlowJenkins August 17, 2011
Get the Lithuanian Sandpaper mug.An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.
I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.
by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011
Get the Lithuanian Steam Blanket mug.The act of inserting one's cranium within their partner's vagina. They then stand up, imitating a skyscraper.
by Nut_meme May 5, 2018
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