Long Island Finance Fuckboy
This is a guy from
Long Island, probably studying finance, and a total fuckboy.
You can spot them with the graphic tee, athletic shorts, some sort of trending sneakers, and obnoxiously
long white socks. Alternately, Crocs.
They also sometimes Juul, because they think it's so cool. Occasionally, they're in frats.
Girl: "isn't that guy cute?"
Girl 2: "No, he's totally a LIFF."
Professor: "What made you
study risk management and finance?"
LIFF: " My
Long Island dad."