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Lieutenant Sarcasm

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.
*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
by smileyface3 January 14, 2010
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Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!
by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009
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Lieutenant Sides

Some huge sky crane motherfucker that is just boss at everything.
That motherfucker Lieutenant Sides...I swear man.
by Poplipoplipop May 5, 2013
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Lieutenant School Shooter

A second possible shooter in a mass shooting in usually a school but could be used in any instance of a duo of shooters during an active shooter situation. usually unidentifiable at the present time of coverage.
We heard today that there was a shooting at his local Middle School. Yeah we heard it was a troubled 17 year old and his sidekick Lieutenant School Shooter!
by OrangeCandyBar December 10, 2021
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No problem lieutenant sarcasm

the response to the phrase thank you captain obvious which is made when something stupid and obvious has bees said.
by thegirlthatkrumps November 28, 2010
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1st Lieutenant Snowflake

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!
by amretar September 16, 2020
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street lieutenant

Right hand man of a kingpin. Handles dirt, never snitches, down to ride on any and all related biznass.
That street lieutenant is doing work on the block, my nigga.
by Or go April 2, 2017
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