Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

kayayday's lie

Something that became a meme after Kokichi Ouma misprounonced Kaede Akamatsu's name

Kokichi : But that's KAYAYDAY'S LIE, isn't it?

by RandomPersonLOL1 August 6, 2020

Felwinter’s Lie

A sniper rifle packed into a shotgun. Commonly found among Trials sweats, they tend to freeze you, then blast you away. This thing is utter bullshit and if you use it you have no skill.

Ok let’s see their loadouts; Steady Hand, Felwinter’s Lie, and Wardcliff Coil

-There goes Flawless

by GULAGMASTER69 February 16, 2021

It's a lie!

A phrase typically said by little purple demons that have piss fetishes.

cockichi: hey I got you a gift
shoeichi: oh cool thanks
cockichi: *pulls out a bomb* IT'S A LIE!

by hajimeme January 16, 2020

That's a lie, Meg

You are perfectly capable of understanding what a lie is, Meg.

Meg "Well if you think killing my kids is justified then I THINK what they are doing to YOU is justified" 😤

Hym "And then 'your' kids imitate you by doing to other people what you are doing to me INSTEAD OF imitating ME and telling the truth regardless of the consequences. Your kids think what they are justified. The kid they are doing it thinks killing them is necessary. So, they kill as many as they can. Now your kids are dead. And we JuSt CaN't KnOw WhO's. So... Let's do a full audit of what everybody has been doing for the last 10 years. I've been pleading with the viewers of this to intervene and created the AI and have been troubleshooting as needed on the abstract side of things. The viewers and the YouTube freaks have been doing the thing I said not to do to ME. And that's that. Now... Whenever anyone talks about Andrew Tate or AI or any of the shows or any of my ideas without mentioning ME. That's a lie, Meg. Therefore, if your religion is true, you and your kids are going to burn forever. That's right folks! It's time to get extra crispy, baby! 多重の運命の絆が広がる MULTI-TETHER DESTINY BOND: SINS OF THE FATHER!!! 父の罪 Now. I KNOW... That you have come up with some little caveat in that little shit-brain of yours but I KNOW and YOU KNOW that you don't make the rules of hell. So, no, Meg. Not that. My thing, Meg."

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

That's a lie, Mike

You know what a lie is Michael.

Hym "You're not doing it explicitly because I said I wouldn't validate your religion. You're miming the words but really that's all there is to it. So, that's a lie, Mike. You have no intention of ever doing your religion properly. I said it before and I was right. It's a prescription for others for an illness they do not have and that is exactly why the weaponized schizophrenia too. OH! You know what I just thought of something! Well, 2 things actually. But, I gotta cut this one short. You're a liar Michael. Hell for you and your kids."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

s[he] be[lie]ve[d]

A single, two-word phrase that contains both the phrases "He lied" and "She believed", describing the stereotypically-common occurrence of a male lying to a female for personal gain, and a female believing the male because she is "naive".

This phrase can be interpreted as offensive to both sexes, painting males as devious, untrustworthy creatures and females as gullible fools.

(Boy and girl have know each other for 2 weeks)

Him: I love you so much. I want to express my love in a physical way. Will you make love with me?

Her: I love you too, so much. I've never felt this way before! Let's do it!

she believed

by nonbiased1234 January 1, 2010