Laura's Tears

Non existent, absent, invisible, make believe, nowhere to be found

I tried searching for something my brother asked for, but soon found out it was Laura's tears.

by *shistar* August 19, 2018

LAURA'S INGALLING

Being so remote in your life situation that you literally have nothing to do in youown home other than live like you're on the prairie.

Dude, our power was out for a week after this ice storm, so me and my family were Laura's Ingalling so hard, we flushed our toilet with snow and used all of our free time putting together 10000 piece puzzle from goodwill under light cast from oil lamps.

by cg94 December 30, 2022

Laura Dern's

(n.) Jeans that are worn very high on the waist, usually reaching four inches above the navel. Very unflattering and popularized by Laura Dern in the film "Jurassic Park".

Australian Guy: "We're being hunted."
Laura Dern: "Oh, God."
Australian Guy: "It's alright.'
Laura Dern: "Like hell it is."
Australian Guy: "Go...run for the shed....GO!"

::LAURA DERN RUNS TO THE SHED WITH HER LAURA DERN'S (JEAN SHORTS!!11ONE) OHHHH SHIT::

by G.Nuh April 1, 2007

Laura sexual

a person that is sexually attracted to leena al gorilla, pewdiepie, and any other fictional or non fictional character.

boy: are you lesbian?
person that is laura sexual: nah fam im laura.

by yaoiiiiiii November 22, 2020

Dr. Laura SezNigga

A hag who has no qualms layin' down the N-word; then reverses herself when her brain catches up to her big mouth.

Dr. Laura SezNigga sure has no qualms droppin' them N-bombs.

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

Laura shit

When you are on your prom and want to be known as a legend, you go on the middle of the dancing area and shit on the floor. If the people around you dont stop talking you have to put up your index finger and say "tschuldigts". Thats the laura shit named and done by a girl named laura t.

Did you do the laura shit too?

by naderinger November 28, 2016

Laura Secorder

When one’s recorder is covered or dipped in fecal matter.

“After I pulled my recorder out of my ass it became a Laura Secorder”

by daveglo November 23, 2019