Lambrini

An Alcoholic (7%abv) Pear Cider (or Perry) mostly drunk by females who claim to be classy, however after a bottle, they will be humping anything with a pulse or evacuating all their bodily fluids outside the nightclub/bar that they were at.

The Drink's moto is "Lambrini Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" this usually leading to previous mentioned scenarios.

Watch MTV's (uk) The Valleys for a full visual look of The Lambrini Girl type

Michelle: Jen you are drunk and you just gave that absolute munter your number.
Jen: Yeah well Lambrini Girls just wanna have fun. *Proceeds to Whitey *

by zander650 July 19, 2013

Lambrini

Lambrini is cheapo wine that is around 7% and its only about £2.00 Mainly drunk by chavs because they cant afford any decent sort of bevarage.

wow you have 12 bottles of wine how much did that cost?

'£24 bargain and its well nice! its lambrini'

by zoopzooptroop December 24, 2008

Lambrini

lambrini is a cheap wine that chavs and chavettes hang around outside hop doorways for us innocent victims er i mean shoppers to go in and buy it for them lambrella is 99p a litre nad lambrini is £1.49 a litre it tastes like cat piss and is no nicer when you throw it back up.

"ger us a ltr of me missies fave innit!"
female: "i it is like then we can av fun innit jezza."

by -XXX- January 29, 2005

lambrini

an alcoholis beverage which is cheap but good =
mostly consumed by lightweights.

Kirsty: Melissa are you drunk
Melissa: Yes iv had 2 glasses of lambrini

by Kirsty & Sarah July 14, 2007

Lambrini

She’s the best girl in the world even if mostly very short. If you have one of them in your life make sure not to loose her. She is sweet and kind but it’s just because she’s kinda stupid and slow understanding. She has a big ass, but the boobs are kinda little. Don’t loose the chance to love a Lambrini.

Wait there’s a Lambrini.

Son, just don’t look at her, she’s just like a bad cold, after a week she leaves.

by AL30102021 November 20, 2021

Lambrini Shits

The morning after effects of consuming 3 bottles of this fine vintage to aid inebriation before going on a night out.

"Drinking that Lambrini last night ran right through me, I've woken up with Lambrini shits"

by Gooner god January 23, 2012

Lambrini Bum

Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!

"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"

by Neil30 February 18, 2007