Kumquat squat

Rejected flavor of energy drink that tastes like a combination of shit and piss

Wow, I drank that kumquat squat drink and I hurled and I shitted the rest of the day!

Kumquat squat by yeargh November 3, 2016

Kumquat squat

when you squat and cum,piss, and shit over you partners penis and moan all at the time

man sally over there gave me a nice Kumquat squat a few mins ago

Kumquat squat by measpinner2647 August 21, 2016

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly kumquat 

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

smelly kumquat by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Spelunk kumquats 

1. Any anal sex activity when the receiver has hemorrhoids.

2. Shoving testicles into an anus, either into someone else's or the guy's.

1. "Jim likes anal but his gf didn't want him spelunking her kumquats."

2A. "Kate wanted to try double penetration so she asked her bf to spelunk kumquats while he fucked her."

2B. "Stacy threatened to spelunk Frank's kumquats if she caught him with another girl."

Spelunk kumquats by Starbucks Lena April 13, 2010

kumquats 

Your testicles.

I haven't biked since the trauma of hitting my kumquats on the frame.

Natalie's kumquats were burned with a bunch of medical waste post-op.

kumquats by NegativeReferral May 24, 2025