Kenned

Usually a household item or especially something that can be GOT AT, that has been broken, smashed, destroyed, stuffed, completely wrecked, FUBAR, all at the same time - but even worse.

Ken:'My computer's broken again!'

Me: 'Got a virus? Hard drive failure? battery problem? Wifi down? keyboard not connected?'
Ken: 'S'worse. I've fecking KENNED it'

Me: 'New laptops are on sale at PC World this week...'

by Leovinus October 23, 2017

Kenned

When someone with the name of Ken completely and utterly verbally rapes you

You just got Kenned - You just got owned

by kennytheledgend November 8, 2012

Kenned

The definition of a man who lives in Denmark. He is reckless and lives life on the edge. He originated from visiting the Coca Cola factory in Denmark. He is a real gangster. There is no-one like him.

Oh look at Kenned. What a Kenned that is!

by Rassyboy January 23, 2018

ken ken

dumbass puzzles from japan that american math teachers make their students do

Ooh. Ching chong. Washee Washee. Nee sha nee! You nee do ken ken

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 23, 2023

kenning

A poetic device, describing a word or a phrase in a metaphoric.

A boat.

Kenning: *A wave rider*

by YTAZURE September 8, 2016

Ken

Awesome but weird lots of fun very interesting and intelligent never really know where you stand with them.

Huge fan of ken

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 6, 2020

Ken

A really great guy. He is a really nice person, has amazing hair, and nice shoes. He has a good sense of humor, but it is in his own unique way. Overall, he is a unique, and great guy so if you know him, you should be grateful because he is an amazing person.

Whoa! That guy has sick shoes and awesome hair!! He must be Ken!

by Dr. JonnyBaboon January 17, 2018