Keg Stand

The act of slurping malted alcohol from a "keg" whilst chunding thine nasium.

"I have already enjoyed a 'keg stand' this evening, so there is no further need to chund my nasium."

by Push Latency August 15, 2005

keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.

That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.

by Batman April 12, 2002

keg stand

The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.

I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.

I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004

Keg Stand

A sexual position where the man lies flat on his back, and the woman is held up on her hands and sucks his penis. Similar to a keg-stand.

She isn't much of a beer drinker, but she can do a mean keg stand if you know what I mean.

by Jason and Jenn September 8, 2011

Keg Stand

verb.
an action in which a person does a handstand on a keg and drinks until they puke.
this action is done frequently by a leigh

How much did you drink in that last keg stand? Leigh was such a champ.

by Adriana Carolina January 8, 2007

keg stand

The act in which a standing man simultaneously performs fellatio and supports the legs of a woman doing a handstand over another man's genitalia. At the same time, the woman performs fellatio on the second man who is typically laying on his back.

See that chick over there? She gives awesome keg stands.

by 3B October 26, 2007

Keg-Stand

A drinking activity in which the participant is propped on top of a seated keg in a handstand-like position and must drink as much of the alcohol from the keg as he can before he is out of breath from drinking without breathing or those supporting him can no longer support his weight.

Keg-stands are a very typical college party/ frat party type activity, and can be parts of hazing.

Damien took a two minute keg-stand and his face went purple.

Trinity almost fell off of the keg during her keg-stand because one of her friends was too drunk to support her leg.

by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017