Mike Jette's

Slang: Merrimack Vallely High School term for refering to ones testicles.

"Damn it's hot out here. My Mike Jette's are sweaty!"
or
"OW! Right in the Mike Jette's"
or
"Dammit your busting my Mike Jette's"

by Electrick D00M June 21, 2009

Jett’s Poem

A poem for a “Jetting Jett”

Jett’s Poem:
Jett is like the sun
Needs to be 9 million miles away
Gives us cancer
Will get us killed
Burns my eyes when I look at him

by Zypha The Creator May 6, 2021

jetta; so jetta

1) good
2) bad

Amy: I cannot believe he said that to you! That's so jetta!

Brittany: Oh my gosh - those shoes are sooo jetta!

by Mizz Osten March 5, 2004

Jett Stroemer

Jett Stroemer is a little shit and loves putting green apples up his asshole. He love every Zali in the world and will always be down for some anal with any boy. He is very bad in bed as he doesn’t know what to do with his dick as it is only 2 inches hard.

Jett Stroemer is so small, Omg.

by ZALI SCHOFIELD September 4, 2019

Jett Syndrome

When you havent been medically diagnosed with a mental disorder, but the way you talk and act makes it obvious that you should be.

"bruh, is James mentally retarded"
"don't know. I think he's just got Jett Syndrome"

by A Real Hugh Jorgan August 22, 2022

Jett Sherwood

Jett’s a gamer who stays up all night playing Minecraft

HES really good at gaming and his hair looks sorta emo

“Omg did you see Jett’s Minecraft skills?”
“Yeah! He can speed run it in 69 seconds ;)”
“We should totally game with that Jett Sherwood guy!”

by Justapunkfangrrrl October 6, 2021

Jettasexual

(n.) A man whose masculinity is compromised by driving a Volkswagon.
(adj.) Pertaining to the effeminacy of men who drive Volkswagon automobiles.

(n.) Guy 1: I totally bombed out my new Jetta. Got a Bose surround Quad with a sub. Even got a DMB sticker for the back!
Guy 2: Spoken like a true Jettasexual.

(adj.) A jettasexual friend of mine recently got a ticket speeding in his convertible bug.

by TommyOkktane January 15, 2004