Jersey Whore

A person who obsessively Tweets, talks, and makes facebook status updates about the show "Jersey Shore" as it is on air.

Person 1: did you see how many facebook updates Kelly had tonight?
Person 2: I know!! she is such a Jersey Whore!

by Kevdawg42 February 28, 2011

Jersey Whore

A female who chases after, and typically performs sexual favors for male athletes, regardless of his looks or skills.

Did you see? That jersey whore Stacey woke up in the 4th string quarterback's room this morning.

by soccerajr January 24, 2007

Jersey Whore

Someone who watches Jersey Shore.
Often awaits it in excitement

I cant believe how many Jersey Whores watch that awful crap. A lot of bitch about how these smucks are famous and then promote it.

by Parth S Patel April 2, 2011

Jersey Whore

A girl from the state of New Jersey who is a whore.

That girl was such a Jersey Whore.

by You make me miserble June 17, 2008

jersey whore

A female who gets an athlete's jersey to wear to a game, after she performs no strings attached sexual acts with him.

Alesia is a jersey whore because she slept with the disgusting looking full back just to wear his jersey!!!

by ihaabbos December 18, 2007

jersey whore

When referencing your friends as annoying Hershey shore characters. Or when u call a ho wanna be

Hey Jersey whore u should flash as the girl walks away u yell Jersey whore

by kentiscoolz January 8, 2012

New Jersey Whore Hair

The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.

What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.

by John Meritz March 10, 2008