M&M’s jar 

A thing to get your dick stuck in at 3am

“Guys… any tips on how to remove a cylinder of a 2 inch diameter from a M&M’s jar (preferably without damaging it?)”

M&M’s jar by anonymous February 2, 2024

mama nat's fart in a jar 

sandlewood scents mixed with roses and peaches, fill the room with a beautiful and warm ambiance which enriches your life and fufills your happy dreams.

she puts butt her in the air and lets off a beautiful scent...that is mama nat's fart in a jar.

mama nat's fart in a jar by hand blown starfish September 13, 2010

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar 

Eating out a girls blood clots from her pussy during her period

Lisa on her period and it looks like a Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar down there

Vampire's Jelly Bean Jar by Coonass4life October 18, 2022

Jar Shitter 

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar

Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter

Jar Shitter by TyBundy September 20, 2019

"dick in a jar" syndrome. 

The unfortunate effect of being placed into the "friend zone" or "just a like a brother to me" zone by a potential romantic interest. Upon full maturity of the disease, the person is used in a "break glass in case of emergency" type booty call and then discarded...

There is a very fine line between being chivalrous and ending up with a case of "dick in a jar" syndrome.

"dick in a jar" syndrome. by arjo_reich January 11, 2008

Jar Store 

Liqour store or liquor outlet. Anywhere you can buy beer or spirits, mostly because liquor comes in jars.

"We're out of beers, time to run to the jar store"

Jar Store by LL Cool T August 22, 2007

Jar Squatter 

A shock site where a man proceeds to squat on a glass jar (inserting it into his anus) and the glass jar breaks inside his anus.

'Did you ever see Jar Squatter!?'

Jar Squatter by discoxtonks February 18, 2009