Jalani

"Mighty Warrior" aka the realest nigga put there. Nobody fucks with Jalani because Jalani is a beast. You mess with Jalani you mess with their crew.

"Damn, he's the Jalani on the block."
"This kingpin is a real Jalani!"

by I knows November 21, 2014

Jalani

A name that means "Mighty Warrior".

Individuals with this name are usually leaders.

Our boss' name is Jalani.

by heavery February 26, 2009

Jalani

A boy who warms the one he loves heart, loyal, respect . Get yourself a Jalani and see how your love life will change.

Jalani is the best.

by anonymous February 14, 2021

Jalani

the most gangsta person you will ever meet who can recite every line from "You've Got Mail"

"I'm tooken" and "I feel some type of way..." (angry voice)"I'm pettin' a dog and it feels good!"

by JAKIZZLE...his boo bear! April 22, 2005

Jalani

Reaction to being assaulted and mugged in Dagenham at 4am by someone posing as a policewoman

I was weak and weary resting on a park bench when a lady in a tracksuit claiming to be a policewoman asked for my wallet, I complied and handed it over before she hit me and ran away. In hindsight she probably wasn't a person in authority and I felt a right 'Jalani'

by Davey Rainbow September 19, 2013

Jalani

Jalani is a girl with a mystery behind her .. she’s Beautiful in her own way , you’ll be lucky to have a girl like her she’s inspiring life and Independent a very supportive lover and friend .. most likely to become a model .. would make a great girlfriend, she’s beautiful,smart , and the muse. She can get mad easily and will fight if needed.

Friend:I love jalani

You:SAME

by Kamsjdj November 21, 2023

Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014