Jacked-Jacks

A Product made from mixing a bowl of "Apple Jacks" with a can of "coke." This is said to have great effects on your body and increase your testosterone level and get you JACKED.

"Man I love my Jacked-Jacks"

Before using Jacked-Jacks: "I can't lift this church!"

After using Jacked-Jacks: " I CAN LIFT THIS CHURCH!!"

by Anthony Monty May 22, 2007

jack jacked

When a guy is jacking off and is interrupted by a second individual who "lends a hand" and finishes the job.Ideally,the interloper could be the wife,girlfriend,a hot maid,or cute neighbor girl. Strangely,the good samaritan could be a sister,grandma,brother or roommate.

I was choking the chicken when my sister's hot friend barged in the bathroom and jack jacked me.

by wolfbait51 May 24, 2011

Jacket and Jack It

The motion of getting your jacket, placing it over your crotch area, sliding your arms under the fabric, reaching for your dick with a hand, and masturbating away. The move is usually used for concealment when in a public area while having a very high sex drive.

Isaiah: Yo bro, I got nudes from her yesterday while I was in Walmart and I just had to jack off then and there using the jacket and jack it method

Brandon: Really bro? I got caught and kicked out of Target for doing that

Brian: I don't use the jacket and jack-it method. I just take my dick out in public and jerk off in front of everyone

by DuncanDonuts October 27, 2018

jack-it jacket

a sock to pop-off into during beat time to save money on tissue paper in these harsh economic conditions...

I was in the middle of my own private rodeo when I felt the urge to explode coming on so I grabbed my jack-it jacket just in time.

by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013

jack3d

Pre-workout supplement created by the pros over at USPLabs.

I took 3 scoops of jack3d and I became god.

by mrtight1 April 28, 2011

Billy Jack'ed!!!

The definition of a double barrel ass whoopin' handed by a single bad assed motherfucker to a smart assed individual or individuals when they flap their gums.

Better watch your smart ass mouth or you'll get your ass Billy Jack'ed!!!

by ajmcleod November 26, 2010