Ivan's Law

Going to a strip club and getting a lapdance from the first girl that approached you, no matter how ugly she is

You just followed Ivan's Law tonight

by Don Nelson10 July 14, 2010

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

Ivan’s Fook & Ankels

The worlds most beautiful and expensive fook. He can choke you with his toes and you’ll love it. His ankels are perfectly tanned.

OMG Ivan’s Fook & Ankels are sexy!!! I wanna suck them-Tien

by Penis is cool November 23, 2019

ivan's fook & ankels

The world’s most expensive fook ever! His toes can choke you. His ankels are tan and smooth and taste like nuggets.

OMG WE LOVE ivan's fook & ankels THEY ARE SO DELICIOUS AND BEAUTIFUL

by Penis is cool November 23, 2019

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

Ivan's downloading

When your little brother is downloading when you're trying to jerk off to character AI or play arma

Duval dude I was trying to jerk off to character AI with bub but Ivan's downloading

by bryfryduval July 27, 2025

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018