Itch Bitch

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.

Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!

by lKing May 15, 2014

Itch to bitch

When someone can't wait to argue about something.

"That movie sucked."
"Yeah, I can't wait to get my computer. I've got an itch to bitch about it."

by Uncle Fuckus July 15, 2009

Bitch itch

Term for the annoying itch in the female genital region caused by pubic hair growing back after having been shaved off.

Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!

by Kablooper October 22, 2009

Bitch Itch

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.

*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!

by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl

the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.

by brucey baby March 14, 2007

Bitch-itch Mitch

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.

Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

by Mischievousmonkey July 8, 2016

Itch it or Bitch it

A theory of conflict which purports that, when faced with an interpersonal conflict, one can choose to 1.) confront the person directly (i.e., "itch it") or choose to complain about the conflict to those who can do nothing to change it (i.e., "bitch it"). Similar to Fight vs. Flight.

Home girl fell pray to the itch it or bitch it phenomenon; she can go on and keep telling her cousin about it, but what she needs to do is talk with dude, feel me!?

by Phatad December 5, 2011