Innovation

Two dicks, one shoe-horn!

Jarrad - I used to use a shoe-horn to hold my dick up while shaving my balls, Now with my new Innovation i can hold up my mates dick while he shaves his balls as well!

by TheTrooper October 23, 2007

Innovation

Creating a tool for it to be easy work.

Innovation for a better america.

by Polish Problem February 13, 2017

innovator

Someone who makes new things to solve or an old problem.

Jess: hey Jim can you fix my buggy for this nature drive next week?
Jim: no problem Jess, I’m a innovator baby.

by The CEO of GAZOOZLE.BIZ October 2, 2019

Innovent

A word that combines innovation and invent. First used by Alec Baldwin in the tv show 30 Rock.

John: We need to think of something quick to get our profits up! Ideas?

Joe: We can make a microwave that is also a toaster.

John: Fuckin' genius Joe! Great innovention!

by rogerthewhale November 26, 2010

innovative

A word that was once used to be used to describe things that are new, and different. Now it's just marketing term that is used to describe pretty much everything, regardless of whether or not it deserves to be called innovative.

Gee, I didn't know that can openers are innovative.

by Jay Elliott May 21, 2007

Innovative

Every time Apple sneezes.

Is Apple still innovative?

by Sylvaine May 29, 2018

Innoventing

A mix of "innovation" and "invention"

"Innoventing" is a word I just innovented.

by Jebus McGee December 17, 2010