Imperical

Descriptor similar to tubular or righteous, generally used in approval, derived from a mix-up between empirical and imperial

That was a totally imperical kickflip!

by WiiTripper December 22, 2023

Imperical Assload

That to which two metric fucktonnes are equal.

I have three metric fucktonnes' worth of iron, or rather, 1.5 imperical assloads.

by AvidElephant55 August 26, 2009

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Imperial March

A theme from Star Wars so great and powerful that anyone who listens to it defecates instantly, similar to when the brown note is played, but for a different reason.

When Vader enters for the first time in Empire Strikes Back, the Imperial March causes me to instantly lose control of my bowels and completely soil myself.

by Coach Klein July 30, 2009

Imperial Creed

The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man.

As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'

by Inquisitor Cain May 15, 2007

Imperial March

The single greatest song that could represent a nation!

Thousands of mindless troops march to the Imperial March.

by Exor January 15, 2004

Imperial Core

Much like spoiled kids or people who prefer crustless sandwiches, those in the imperial core rarely realize the harm they create. The countries where rich people keep their money/Where Corporate shareholders live.

"The Imperial Core dumps industrial byproducts in impoverished nations to evade public scrutiny" -- Sun tzu probably

by The last inch of milk March 10, 2022