Humapal

A human that is a companion to an Anipal, or a human that is tolerant toward the Anipal community.

Cletus, a humapal, often donates his time and money to the Anipal Legal Defense Team.

by BusterMcGee July 19, 2010

Humpalicious

Someone that you find extremely attractive. A person you want to "hump" is humpalicious. You call a person humpalicious that you think is hot.

Girl 1: "Oh My God!!! That guy over there is really hot!!!"
Girl 2: "Yea!! He is so humpalicious!!!"

by **ViCiOuS** October 26, 2010

Humanality

When an animal sexually assaults and fucks a human. Opposite of Beastiality, when a human sexually assaults and fucks an animal. Beastiality is illegal but Humanality is legal.

Jack: You want to get fucked by my pony?

Jill: Isn't Beastiality Illegal?

Jack: Beastiality would be if you fucked the animal, but in this case you're just going to pull down your pants and bend over on all fours and if the animal wants to fuck you, AND I KNOW IT WILL, this is Humanality!!! When The Animal Fucks You!!!

Jill: What if it comes inside me?

Jack: You can't get pregnant, and it's cum is about fifty times more than what a human can produce. It's safe sex without the need for birth control or condoms, and you can experience what it's like to have something cum inside you!

Jill: Since you put it that way, it makes perfect since cause the animal decides, the animal is doing all the work, I can't get pregnant, and I get a cream pie. OK, I'll do it!

Jack: I knew you would. Now just put on these lockable ankle and wrist restraints and let me strap you into that doggy style stockade with lockable waist bar and lockable neck stand.

Jill: OK, I'm locked in and ready.

Jack: OK, here they come!

Jill: THEY?

Jack: Don't worry, there's only ten of them.

by xSelectivex July 3, 2011

Humanal

To act like a human, albeit an arsehole which is typical of human behaviour

I wasn't surprised that John slept with Brian's wife, that's very humanal of him

by Mr B Poet July 6, 2016

Ivana Humpalot

A character in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin: And who are you baby?
Humpalot: Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Austin: Excuse me?
Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot!
Austin: And Ivana toilet made out of solid gold but that's not in the cards isn't it now baby?

by Dick2Ass69 May 17, 2016

humpaliscious

1: an older woman of an attractive nature
2: any righteous babe
3: an out when talking to an entertaining but not that attractive chick in lieu of just hurting her feelings and a way of making her pay for the next round

1: Your mom is totally humpaliscious
2: That Jezzi chick is humpaliscious
3: Hey, stop flubberin,' you're humpaliscious, I'll have a Killian's

by The Bob Show December 4, 2003

Humpaloompa

A tiny, round, sex addict. Occasionally of the orange variety which occurs from an embarrassing spray on tan. More times than not they are easy, unaccepted, and eerie.

"That humpaloompa does not belong in our society."

"Fardy is the ultimate humpaloompa!"

by Susan Whales February 5, 2010