Hob Knocker

A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.

Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?

by Madzyy Shaww<3 June 29, 2009

Hob Knocker

Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street

you and your mama are a hob knocker

by vont'e1157 March 28, 2009

Hob Knocker

Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore.

"Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"

by sandy assboy March 9, 2009

Hob Knocker

A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.

(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!

by UKer_88 February 12, 2009

Hob Knocker

An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.

Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.

by boblmao2 August 1, 2009

Hob Knocker

A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.

Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?

Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.

Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!

Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?

Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!

Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL

Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.

Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*

by Danny Danger July 20, 2010

hob-knocker

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009