hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Round Horder's Without An Arse-Guard

Similar to the phrase 'up the creek without a paddle'; it is used to describe a terrible situation which there is no way to resolve. 'Horder' is a known bummer, so to be round his house without an arse-guard suggest an anal-rape is likely for the guardless individual.

I acidentally flushed my friends english coursework down the the toliet the day before he had to hand it in. If he finds out I'm round Horder's without an arse-guard.

by Rimbor April 20, 2005

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016

Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020

Sack hoarder

One who hoards the entire sack, not just one testicle or just the scrotam.
To be considered this, you must hoard sack on a regular basis, for selfish reasons only.

That tyler is such a sack hoarder.
Tyler, the sack hoarder, just cant get enough sack in one helping!
That sack hoarder, Tyler, has sucha large accumulation of sack; its rediculous!

by Senior Weiner January 26, 2009

Sack hoarder

One who hoards sacks; the act of accumulating as much sack as one can take

That cunt over there is such a sack hoarder! Thats the 5th sack today!

by squawla February 27, 2009