These are the best type of people you will meet in your life. They're funny, intelligent and to add even more on top, a GODDAMN SEX SYMBOL. At one point, their magical good qualities would possibly make you insecure but just know it's impossible to compare yourself to what is essentially perfection. If you know one in your life, keep them close and appreciate the blessing that's been bestowed upon you. Not all people could say they know a heybe
"DAMN he's such a sick Kunt we might as well call him Heybe " "STOPPP being such a heybe, i'm catching feelings way toooo sooon"
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a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.
by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019
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All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
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(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"
and
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
And who could forget...
"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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Person 1: Hey, did you see HeBear yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
Person 2: Yeah I did. He's such a nice guy.
Person 1: Yeah I know. I would totally suck his dick even if it were homo.
by 5southpeeps February 22, 2011
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“Yeah she literally closes the oven door ion know !”
“Yeah she literally closes the oven door ion know !”
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