Send your ass to Hardee's

When someone is trying to bullshit you, rip you off, or wrong you in any way you tell them to send your ass to Hardee's.

"Man did you scratch up my ride" "no" "Man you best send your ass to Hardee's"

"Man this guy was trying to sell me a broke ass watch for $20. Right. I told him he needs to send his ass to Hardee's"

by C-Hizzle222 March 23, 2010

Hardee's Malt Shake

The act of cumming in a girls asshole when there is shit already in her asshole or she is trying to shit in your mouth. The vanilla malt shake is when you cum in a girls asshole and stick your penis in her ass. Chocolate malt shake is done with the girl shitting on your dick and the strawberry malt shake is with the girl bleeding on your cock.

She couldn't win when I gave her a hardee's malt shake.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

Hardee's

A fast food restaurant, also called Carl's Jr. in some areas. Some people cannot handle their food; as a result, they shit themselves for hours on end. It is not a pleasant experience.

Friend 1: Where's Bobby at?
Friend 2: He ate Hardee's earlier... catch my drift?
Friend 1: I will go get him some extra toilet paper.

by BlackSabbath1977 April 30, 2009

Hardee's Breakfast Hour

A group of senior citizens

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

by OmniMitch December 7, 2018

hardeep and simran

in love

they are so hardeep and simran

by Gbum2 January 19, 2018

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.

"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

by penisshakes March 29, 2021