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Andy's Handy Store

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.
Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!
by ricoross August 23, 2012
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Plowman's Handy

A two-handed hand-job prior to which the giver spits on both palms, as if about to till a field.
She had just gotten her wisdom teeth removed so she gave me a plowman's handy - next best thing.
by Whitro March 30, 2009
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Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!
by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020
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Handy-dime(s)

Handy-dime(s):
An act of solicitation/prostitution where one performs a quick hand-job on someone for 10 mins in exchange for $10 or a “dime” bag of drugs. Person looking to give the handy-dime is almost always extremely desperate and in dire need of quick cash or a quick fix. (May not be legal in all states and/or countries.
Handy-dime(s)
Jane was so broke and in need of some quick cash, that she was willing to give a handy-dime to the next person tnat drove by.

OR
That chick looks like hell. She should start giving out some handy-dimes to feel better
by RockynRobyn September 9, 2021
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Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.
After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!
by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020
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Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
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Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.
Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
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