Haggets

An imbecile who is obsessed with being gay and blender

Wow what a "Haggets"

by KyleThatGuyFromDiscord September 23, 2019

Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Haggecstasy

The overwhelming experience of haggis in ones mouth to such an excessive extent that one experiences a burning sensation describable only as ecstasy through haggis.

*muffled through a mouthful of haggis* Man I've eaten to much haggis I'm in haggecstasy!

by OrangePeelTV February 17, 2009

Hagget

Means half-fagget, which refers to a bisexual being.

Ben is gay and likes men, but he still has feelings his girlfriend. What a hagget.

by FranktheTank September 10, 2005

huggets

Condition defined by a drunk person passing out, hugging the toilet bowl.

I saw Dave at your bachelor party. He had a bad case of the huggets!!!

by agecross August 27, 2007

Haggetron

A Hagget having the superior qualities of a Transformer.

And then one fateful day, he became a Haggetron; goofy yet stealthy as your mom in bed.

by Slickity December 8, 2010

Hagget

A haggard faggot.

That guys haggard. He's also a faggot. He's a hagget.

by Fretlessone July 14, 2022