HARRY POTTER

Make your bitch ride you like a broomstick, punch her in the glasses, then when its all said and done yell IM LORD VOLDERMORT and kill her parents

So i gave my girlfriend the best harry potter last night, she still wont talk to me!

by EROCK EMONEY January 25, 2010

Harry Potter

The only reason I have not yet gone insane.

Person: You like Harry Potter?

Me: Always.

If you have read/watched these, you will know what I mean.

by accio-always May 13, 2019

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a best-selling book series by critically acclaimed author J.K Rowling. Though many view the Harry Potter series as a "children's series", it goes for all ages.

450 million Harry Potter books have been sold worldwide.

by Banana Phancakes April 18, 2016

Harry Potter

QUITE POSSIBLY THE GREATEST SERIES OF BOOKS OF ALL TIME

Idiot: dude Harry Potter sux
Sensible human: I say, you seem highly uneducated my dear chum.
Idiot: I'm gonna get drunk and drive home with my shot gun

by vincerella January 10, 2016

Harry Potter

A reporter for Australia's Network Ten (no joke).

"...Harry Potter, Ten news".

by Dan November 24, 2003

Harry Potter

A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.

Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!

by Clippy August 30, 2003

Harry Potter

Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.

kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!

kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.

by Yo mama! January 16, 2005