Grotch

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

Grotch

A gross or unsavoury crotch.

...Casey was now face to face with a real grotch, and it became apparent to him that Shaun hadn't showered in nearly a year.

by Jerrrrr April 2, 2007

grotch

A lazy fucker, who is afraid if onions but smells like them. And pees on theirselve, crys about nothing, and likes to hug the floor very often. And also super ratchet

Grotch is Graci Spiceland

by OedipusBiatch October 15, 2013

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotched Necker

A grotched necker is a grimey, rotting and wretched shaft of a penis.

"I can't stand to see any man with such a grotched necker" ~ Misheard Prostitute from Red Dead Redemption

by RoboticNixon July 25, 2016

Grotch

Grotch is really fucking weird, usually, someone who is really cringe and is embarrassing and doesn't even know that they are, most of the time is seen to have no fucking friends and if they do then they probably aren't real.

"Oh, whos that? She really cringe" Must be a Grotch

by moycha November 23, 2021