goonya

Slang term for a woman's vagina. Also know as, vag, axe wound, moose knuckle, bearded clam, etc.

You really must witness a freshly shorn goonya, there truly is nothing like it.

by DezlPower July 13, 2003

Goonya

a very tight, nicely shaved vagina.

Goonya, it's what's for dinner!

Hey man i'm trying to get some Goonya tonight.

by brainismushy January 13, 2010

goonya

slang term used to describe a goofy person, place, or thing

Don't worry, he was just fooling around. He's such a goonya.

by goofy goonya December 28, 2005

Goontang

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

goonygoople

Someone who is too drunk or stoned to have a good time at a party or who tries but can't figure out how to act normal.

I am such a goonygoople, I just never know what to say to people at parties and usually end up pooping in the punchbowl or hiding in the bathroom shower stall.

by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020

Goony Bag

n, The plastic bag that contains the dirt cheap wine within the box wine. Usually comes in 3 to 5 liter pouches.

"I got so shitty last night from that goony bag."

"Slap that goony bag."

"Dude, pass the gooney bag! It was only $8."

"The goony bag is atleast top 5 engineering feats of our time."

by Milton Smitherton January 13, 2009

goosy goony

gú-see gú-nee: The act of squeezing a woman in between her legs at the labia, from either the front or from behind. Derives from the word "goosing", to describe pinching a someone's behind, combined with "goony", to denote the specific location as being the "goona" or vagina.

The phrase is said while squeezing the area, as an exclamation, e.g., "Goosy goony! Goosy goony!"

by Hal Jackson April 24, 2006