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Don't be gentle, It's a rental 

abusing the crap out of rental cars
My car was in the shop for repairs for a few days, so the dealer gave me this loaner car to drive. A friend rode with me in the loaner car, asked about it and where my car was, then told me "Don't be gentle, it's a rental." After he told me that, I figured "hey this car's not mine, why treat it like mine?" took his advice and beat the crap out of the rental car

stalked you gently online 

To search for (to google) someone on the internet, out of a social curiosity or a general interest. The phrase implies a benevolent intent. It is meant to convey that the person doing the search is taking care to avoid being intrusive and to respect common social boundaries.
I stalked you gently online before I came over today. There was not much to find! You don't have many posts on your social media.

Gentle Sailors

Testicles. Most commonly used to refer to the testicles of small mammals.
I told Sam I was shocked to see that Iggy the cat still had his gentle sailors. He informed me that they would be removed by the end of the month.
Gentle Sailors by Jasper Tomlinson February 26, 2009

Gentle Smile 

The smile you've always needed a name for. You may have seen a gentle smile in your seventh grade school photo, or an awkward family photo album. Usually, the result of your mother telling you to tone down your overly-excited braces-filled smile. Your entire face is relaxed and you can just barely see the top line of your teeth breaking out of that ever so gentle smile. A beautiful thing. And it now has a name. #gentlesmile
Kristen's seventh grade photo will be a fabulous Throwback Thursday because she's got hardcore gentle smile action going on. So relatable.
Gentle Smile by locat June 24, 2014

Gentle Snowflake 

Another term for the mentally or physically handicapped. The preferred GAB euphemism for a window licking 'tard. Each 'tard is different, unique and special in his or her own way.
"Phil's brother Joey shit himself constantly, would throw meat at Phil during dinner, and once sang "Oh Mickey" for 400 days straight; despite all this, Phil still loved the crap out of that gentle snowflake." -Phuc
Gentle Snowflake by Fratberry September 20, 2008

Gentle squeeze 

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
Gentle squeeze by bha gilani September 29, 2009